Can someone explain this to me?

It's a random question that probably matters not to most people, but I went to Staples today to buy a few court reporter-related items for producing and distributing transcripts. Two of the things I needed were stamps, one that says "Original" and one that says "Copy," to stamp transcripts with. So I'm in the stamp aisle, and I find the "Copy" stamp, and I'm looking around and can't find one that says "Original." I assume I'm insane, or not awake yet, or still traumatized by the doctor's appointment at which I was told I have to give myself shots in the ass, so I ask the sales guy if he knows if they have them. He looks for me, and says he doesn't see any, and to ask the copy center if they have them. They don't, and they have to CUSTOM MAKE a stamp for me that says "Original."

So I'm sitting here at work, and I decide to visit the Office Max website to see if this is just some fluke. A flux in the time/space continuum that only occurs at Staples ... or ... something. Whatever. Anyhoodle, Office Max doesn't carry them, either!

This is so weird to me. Not a major annoyance, not even a vent, just WEIRD. To me, if you're going to have a stamp that says "Copy," you should also have one that says "Original," because you can't have a copy without an original. Do you remember in elementary school when you were taught how to do an outline for a report or your science fair project, and you were told to make a category, and then if you had subcategories you couldn't have an A without a B, or a 1 without a 2? This is the same thing to me. It's just like when I order pizza from Uncle Bills and they only have Small and Large. There has to be a Medium! If anything, the Large is the Medium! And following that logic, why don't you sell a Large!??

*sigh* If I had more to do at work, then these kinds of blogs wouldn't happen.