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Life, Liberty & the Pursuit of Baby
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About Me
- Cort
- I pretty much have everything I ever wanted. But don't worry, I still find things to complain about. My personality often resembles that of a cantankerous old man. It's part of my charm. You'll learn to love it, I promise. Brian and I got married on June 28, 2003, and live in a tiny house where we are significantly outnumbered by our technological devices. We have zero problem with this, unless, of course, they become sentient. Then we're screwed. We have a daughter, Eliza, born October 29, 2009, after four years of infertility treatments, and finally a round of IVF. She's perfect and beautiful and was totally worth the wait. Those four years still sucked the big one, though. I know far more about the female reproductive system, and all the things that can go wrong with it, than anyone without a medical degree has any right to. I'm also proficient at jabbing needles full of hormones into myself. I still have a few numb spots. Our families are crazy. 'Nuff said. Other than that, I'm pretty boring, kind of antisocial, really sarcastic, and, and pretty tired most of the time.
People who help me procrastinate
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Surprising no one11 years ago
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"Do you know my birthmom?"14 years ago
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I Hate Christmas14 years ago
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Is This Thing On?14 years ago
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Bethenny Frankel is still at the beach9 years ago
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Remember When Playing Doctor Was Fun?8 years ago
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I'm Moving!13 years ago
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Waking To Find Yourself On A Milk Carton-obia9 years ago
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Some pics16 years ago
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Dreaming Big12 years ago
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Tip Jar10 years ago
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Moving Day!16 years ago
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Bad News and Good News13 years ago
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I am more important than you12 years ago
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Errrr....18 years ago
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I Wasn’t Trained For This17 years ago
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Come time-travel with me2 days ago
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Midnight Roast15 years ago
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It's been a year11 years ago
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30 Weeks!!!13 years ago
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AUTHOR PAGE COMING SOON!4 years ago
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No Womb For Improvement10 years ago
3 comments:
YOUR BELLY IS FINALLY BIGGER THAN YOU NEW BOOBS LOVE MOM
Only your mom could get away with that.
I hope you're feeling well!
ROTFLMAO! I see where you get your wit! LOL!
Your Mom and my Mom would be BFFs! HA!
You look beautiful :)
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